Today I finally had to acknowledge a change that may be the first side effect of my prostate cancer and treatment. At first I didn't notice any big change but, over time, it's continued to increase to the point I can no longer ignore it.
While surfing the net this morning I became aware of a change in the advertising along the side of the screen. The internet search engines have, apparently, identified me as someone inordinately interested in prostate cancer. Here is the list of ads that appeared at the same time:
Shocking Prostate News
Prostate Cancer Treatments
Advanced Prostate Cancer?
Prostate Pill Review
Shrink Prostate Fast
Bladder Cancer Causes
Not sure how that last one sneaked in there but it is, admittedly, anatomically close.
I fear I've become a one trick pony to the all seeing eye of the internet. Gone forever are all those provocative ads seeking single men for lonely Russian women, or women in my area over 50, or the never ending search for someone who can satisfy Katrina's burning desire.
Gone too are those ads promising to add inches (no, not to my height), increase my stamina, and make me irresistible to women named Katrina. Nope, I get prostates...but then again, I am currently short one prostate.
OK, technically all this has very little to do with sex, but I have found that the better my title, the better traffic my blog generates. Deal with it.
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