The 9mm solution

I am a handgun enthusiast...and I try to get to the range at least once a week in my desire to improve my skills.

Last week I mentioned I had not disposed of the package of Depends I purchased in anticipation of the incontinence that never, (much to my surprise and delight) occurred.

Last night I combined the two and had a great time using one of the afore mentioned Depends as a target. Fifty rounds of 9mm ammunition did a great job of obliterating the diaper while, at the same time, affirming my own “Declaration of “InDependsence.” (even I groaned at that one)

The balance of the package will now be donated to a local nursing home.

As I was first telling the above story to the staff here at the office I used the unfortunate phrase, “...and I shot the crap out of my diaper,” which was not at all what I had intended to communicate...